Looking for the perfect surprise for that hard-to-shop-for person? Look no further — you’ve found the ultimate pile of fun.
Introducing The Turds Collection™, a one-of-a-kind series of “specimens” straight from the wild side of life: farm animals, forest beasts, and the legendary Bigfoot himself.
Each “sample” is carefully packaged for maximum suspense and discreetly shipped so the lucky recipient has no clue what’s coming. Open at your own risk — side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, gagging, and immediate re-gifting.
