Poopy Old Lady Diaper – Birthday Gag

Because Growing Older… Stinks.

When turning 40, 50, or 60 just isn’t humiliating enough — send them a realistic-looking “used” adult diaper they’ll never forget. It’s the ultimate over-the-hill gag gift that says,

“You’re not old… you’re vintage absorbent.”

Each diaper comes packaged like a legit product: a crisp medical-style label, believable branding, and optional “extras” (a faint yellow tint or whiff of mystery scent) for those brave enough to upgrade to FULL TRAUMA MODE™.

From coworkers to best friends to parents who think they’re still young and hip — this prank lands every time. Expect laughter, gagging, and years of inside jokes.

🎁 What’s Inside:

• 1 Premium fake adult diaper (unused… probably)

• Optional realistic stain details for maximum shock factor

• Optional faux stench that smells like regret and applesauce

• Packaged in sterile-looking wrap with “For Mature Users Only” label

• Option to ship anonymously or with a custom card or roast note

💌 Optional Notes:

Anonymous:

“You’re finally old enough to need this — congrats!”

Personalized Roast:

“Welcome to the age where sitting down too fast is a life choice.”

Riddle Style:

“Soft and padded, never loud,
Keeps your secrets safe and proud.”

Signed:

“From someone who loves you enough to ruin your dignity (and your sense of smell).”

🧠 Why It’s a Hit:

• Looks too real — instant panic, instant laughter

• Perfect gag for milestone birthdays and retirement parties

• Non-toxic, fake, and safe — just seriously gross-looking

• Ships discreetly (ironically)

• “For the birthday that really leaves a mark.”

• “Soft, absorbent, and emotionally damaging.”

• “Because 50 is the new leaky.”

• “When laughter isn’t enough — add fake poop.”