Poopy Old Man Diaper – Birthday Gag

Because Every Legend Eventually Leaks.

He’s hit that magical age where naps are mandatory and noises happen when he stands up — so celebrate the milestone with a prank that truly sticks.

The Old Man Diaper Disaster™ looks painfully real — a jumbo-size “senior comfort” diaper, realistically aged with (optional) stains or a faint “grandpa musk.”
It arrives in a medical-style package labeled “Maximum Protection – For Men Who’ve Seen Some Things.”

Perfect for gag birthdays, retirements, and midlife-crisis interventions.

🎁 What’s Inside:

• 1 Fake adult diaper, crafted for realism (and chaos)

• Optional “stained” or “scented” versions for brave senders

• Packaged in “official” over-the-hill design with fake medical branding

• Ships anonymously or signed with your roast note

💌 Funny Notes:

Anonymous:

“Happy Birthday, Grandpa — you’ve officially earned your stripes.”

Riddle:

“Once a man, bold and spry —
Now just hoping to stay dry.”

Signed:

“For the man who’s full of wisdom… and possibly something else.”

🧠 Why It Works:

• Hyper-realistic, hilarious, and horrifying

• Perfect for over-the-hill birthdays, retirements, or revenge

• Non-toxic, odor-safe, and handmade for comedy

• Great centerpiece for party gift tables

• “He’s seen it all — now he’s wearing it.”

• “Aged to perfection (and absorption).”

• “Because 50 is the new leaky 30.”