Shockingly realistic fake poopy thong for the ultimate prank.
The Perfect Mix of Class, Sass, and (a Little) Gas
Looking for a prank that’s equal parts fancy and foul? Send them a beautifully wrapped mystery box that looks like it’s holding something sweet and romantic… because technically, it is — just not in the way they expect!
Inside the elegant gift packaging, they’ll find a thong with what appears to be a suspicious brown “stain.” But don’t worry — it’s 100% chocolate (and 100% hilarious). The result? Instant confusion, laughter, and unforgettable office chaos.
Perfect For:
💔 Exes who need humbling
😂 Friends who love a good shock
💼 Coworkers with questionable senses of humor
🎁 Anyone who opens packages too confidently in public
Features:
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Real fabric heart thong with a chocolate smudge (not gross, just genius)
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Gift-wrapped with “DO NOT OPEN AT WORK!” label for maximum panic
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Available anonymous or with your name (depending on how brave you are)
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Optional personalized prank note or riddle inside
💌 Optional Funny Notes
1️⃣ Anonymous:
“A sweet treat for someone special… or not.”
2️⃣ Personalized Roast:
“You said you wanted something spicy — careful what you wish for.”
3️⃣ Mystery Rhyme:
“Red as love, brown as fear,
Open me now, the truth is near.”
4️⃣ Signed (Brave Edition):
“Because your sense of humor needed a challenge. You’re welcome.”
Disclaimer:
No real mess, no real danger — just a laugh-out-loud fake-out & some stink!
For entertainment only. Contents are not edible after shipping.
