Reminded Me of You – Little Piss Pants Dick

Teeny, Tiny Little Weenie chocolate or vanilla weenie, presented in a classy gift box  

Sweet, small, and slightly disappointing.

This is the ultimate revenge gift disguised as dessert.
It’s a bite-sized chocolate pop that looks innocent — until your target reads the label. Perfect for exes, frenemies, or that one coworker who thinks they’re a big deal.

Each pop is handcrafted from creamy chocolate, mounted on a lollipop stick, and packaged in a classy little box that says, “Reminded Me of You.” Because sometimes, revenge should taste delicious.

Features:

• Premium chocolate (small ego not included)

• Funny novelty gift for adults — breakup-safe, coworker-approved

• Classy gold label and ribbon for maximum irony

• Ships anonymously or with your custom roast note

Funny Card Ideas:

“Size doesn’t matter — flavor does.”
“Short, sweet, and melts under pressure.”
“A snack-sized tribute to your legacy.”

• “Bite-sized karma, dipped in chocolate.”

• “Small gift. Big message.”

• “For the one who came up short.”