S.S. & Co. – “Vanilla” Midnight Bloom Candle

Elegant packaging, smells like pure regret. Perfect for sneaky gifting.

Smells Like Peace and a Plumbing Problem

Meet the candle that redefines “aromatherapy.” The Stank & Serenity Candle™ looks like it belongs in a chic home boutique — creamy soy wax, minimalist label, soft neutral tones. You’d swear it was “Vanilla Fig & Sage”… until you light it.

Within minutes, the air fills with something mysterious, meaty, and vaguely tragic. Guests will search for a dead animal under the couch. Coworkers will swear it’s the vents. And you? You’ll be the mastermind behind the most refined prank in history.

🔥 Details You’ll (Sort Of) Love:

• Elegant frosted glass jar and wood wick for that fancy candle vibe

• 100% non-toxic wax — stenchy but safe

• Realistic “luxury” scent label like Calm Mist or Evening Escape

• Long burn time for long-lasting horror

• Available anonymous or signed with sass

💌 Optional Gift Notes

Anonymous:

“For a calm night in… or out, depending how long it takes to clear the air.”

Poetic Roast:

“Light me once, light me twice,
This spa’s about to smell not nice.”

Riddle Style:

“Serene in sight, foul in flame,
Light me up — then curse my name.”

Signed:

“Because you deserve ambiance and trauma at the same time.”

• “Smells like regret — but make it aesthetic.”

• “Luxury candle. Sewer-core scent.”

• “Perfect for enemies, exes, or that friend with too many Bath & Body Works rewards.”

For entertainment purposes only. Contents are non-toxic, fake, and formulated for laughs — not for actual use on skin or in the car (unless you enjoy stink).