Eat A Dick

Sweet Revenge Never Tasted So Funny

This collection is made for those special moments when words just aren’t enough — you need something edible, sarcastic, and satisfyingly petty.
Each treat looks delicious, tastes amazing, and delivers the perfect bite-sized burn.

🍫 The Line-Up:

Reminded Me Of You-Little Piss Pants Dick

Reminded Me Of You-Big Jack Dick

Bag O' Dicks

Eat a Dick Waffles

Eat a Dick Weenie Lollipops

💌 Perfect For:

  • Breakups that needed a punchline

  • Friends who love dark humor

  • Exes with snackable personalities

  • Office gag exchanges (HR-approved, barely)


  • “Revenge, but make it snackable.”

  • “Sweet. Salty. Spiteful.”

  • “Because closure should come with chocolate.”