So Fancy… Until You Sniff It.
Introducing the most unexpectedly offensive luxury collection ever made — Farts in Disguise™.
They look like high-end self-care products. They sound like something you’d find in a spa gift basket. But one whiff… and you’ll wish you’d stayed six feet away.
Each item is designed to fool the senses — sleek packaging, elegant labels, classy names — until the scent hits. That’s when the “fresh linen” fantasy turns into “three-day burrito surprise.” 💩
Perfect for pranking coworkers, exes, roommates, or anyone who takes themselves way too seriously.
💣 The Lineup:
🧼 “Heavenly Clean” Bath Soap
Looks luxurious, lathers beautifully… smells like a hot dumpster in July.
💋 “Kiss Me Softly” Lip Balm
Glossy, hydrating, and just faintly reminiscent of a fart trapped in a yoga studio.
🕯️ “Midnight Bloom” Candle
The flicker says romance, the scent says digestive regret.
🧴 “Cloud 9” Lotion
Creamy, soft, subtle — until your hands warm it up. Then… kaboom.
🛁 “Lavish Bubbles” Bath Soak
Relax, unwind, and marinate in something that smells like bad choices.
& More!!
😏 Why They’ll Love (and Hate) It:
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Looks completely normal — until the nose gets involved
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Beautiful, gift-worthy packaging hides the prank
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100% safe, vegan, cruelty-free (except emotionally)
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Great for offices, parties, or revenge with a ribbon
💌 Optional Gift Note Ideas
1️⃣ Classy & Cruel:
“Because you deserve a spa day… sort of.”
2️⃣ Riddle Style:
“Soft, smooth, and full of grace —
Open me up and lose your face.”
3️⃣ Signed Version:
“From someone who still remembers your silent-but-deadly moment in 2019.”
